Headline Shorts
Arubis-Phi - First Picture
Captured by the Pecker probe on the outskirts of our Galaxy, first glimpse of the new gas planet and its moon Tikka. Shot taken looking back towards our sun.
Video from the Delta 2 Galaxy
NASA boffins are wetting themselves with delight as the latest video is
beamed back. This eclipses everything that has gone before said one sad sack with a degree in bollocks.
Star Wars' Legacy
George Lucas has been urged to put an end to all future filming as alarming new pictures reveal the extent of his follower's
Over The Moon
French film-maker Serge Grass has
bemused scientists with his shots of the moon. Speeded up 71.3
times the Moon's spin appears eccentric, said the eccentric!
Red Dwarf Captured
The odds are ten thousand times worse than winning the lottery or
hearing something intelligent from 'Dubya' but these boys from Brazil
captured the moment. Sweet!
Columbia to blast off from Columbia
The
flagship space craft may rocket away from its namesake site says one expert - a man with one
shoe and a piss soaked raincoat.
Starburst Spectacular
Swede's
simulate a starburst under laboratory conditions using 2 pieces of
flint and a stretch of the imagination - no shit!
TWINKLE TWINKLE
By J.J. Jay
The Chu Institute in the Xiaxanguxz province of China today released their latest image of a far flung starfield. Lee Li described the picture as being sssimply ssstunning.
The data which made up the final image was captured from three dark field imaging scopes. They captured the light then refracted it through infra-red and x-ray sources with dual-peak thyristor intensifiers. The data feed was then cleaned up and ran through single set synchronous solenoids (although it didn't sound like that over the phone given his problems with his pronunciations).
Matt Rug of the New Zealand University of Astrophysical Research Science Education (ARSE) is doubtful about the claims. Sounds like shite to me he said and went on to explain it looked like an old Hubble photo that had been reversed, blurred, printed and then coloured by a six year old.
