Stealth Not Alien
by Eider Seek
US military officials again deny stealth technology is alien technology, nor is it Kraut technology, said Lt. Colonel Buster Groin. Our top scientists have been working on this technology for four decades now. The shape in fact came from a national paper plane competition. A 12 year old boy from Oregon created the shape from a sheet of thin card, unfortunately for him he did not register the design so missed out on the big bucks.
Chief of Staff Air Marshal Nobby Wang said you media types always drag this one out every few years, I say again this is not alien technology, we haven't tried that shit yet.
Dusty Roads, a boffin working at CalTech, believes that if something looks like a piece of shit, smells like a piece of shit, and tastes like a piece of shit, then it's probably shit. The same, he said, applies to stealth.
