Headline Shorts
Arubis-Phi - First Picture
Captured by the Pecker probe on the outskirts of our Galaxy, first glimpse of the new gas planet and its moon Tikka. Shot taken looking back towards our sun.
Video from the Delta 2 Galaxy
NASA boffins are wetting themselves with delight as the latest video is
beamed back. This eclipses everything that has gone before said one sad sack with a degree in bollocks.
Star Wars' Legacy
George Lucas has been urged to put an end to all future filming as alarming new pictures reveal the extent of his follower's
Over The Moon
French film-maker Serge Grass has
bemused scientists with his shots of the moon. Speeded up 71.3
times the Moon's spin appears eccentric, said the eccentric!
Red Dwarf Captured
The odds are ten thousand times worse than winning the lottery or
hearing something intelligent from 'Dubya' but these boys from Brazil
captured the moment. Sweet!
Columbia to blast off from Columbia
The
flagship space craft may rocket away from its namesake site says one expert - a man with one
shoe and a piss soaked raincoat.
Starburst Spectacular
Swede's
simulate a starburst under laboratory conditions using 2 pieces of
flint and a stretch of the imagination - no shit!
Freakin' Freaks
Pauline Pulsar reports from Trampp
A bunch of spaced-out hippy type amateurs were celebrating last night after a rare discovery they are going to make in 27 years time. The picture above is of an unknown anomaly discovered while these space cadets were time travelling in the future. Their leader, and self proclaimed futurist, Tomas 'Dizzy' Tomassonn said we got the picture during tripping man - no shit. He went on to explain how everyone went freakin' freaky with two of the crowd passing out and a third crapping himself.
Harvey Jack of the Theories Inter-Terrestrial think tank, which is run out of a disused ICBM silo in Kentucky, believes there may be something in it. We are currently toying with the idea of reversing The Hubble telescope he said. Currently Hubble can look back millions of years into the past, therefore we should be able to swing it around and look millions of years into the future - makes sense to me
